Thursday, October 21, 2004

The Empire has not fallen

To the Red Sox Fans of the world

Ahem!

From the mouth of those in the know:

The curse you speak of extends to wins in the world series. Now while this so called "EVIL EMPIRE" you refer to may have lost to said team, it does not therefore imply that the curse has lifted. When said team raises above and wins the forthcoming world series then maybe this curse can be broken.

We reserve our right to state if we think this event shall happen. For we the followers of the imperium, a just organization labeled as evil by smaller kingdoms who can not rule as we do, do not believe we are evil. We maybe better than the rest of you, but that does not make us evil. All great kingdoms fall on occasion, but they rebuild. Soon this rebuilding shall come. Soon you lesser groups shall tremble again.

Love live the Dynasty, Long live the Empire

Yankees 26, Red Sox 0 maybe 1
(HAHA AND YOU ALL TOUT THIS AS SOMETHING BIG..POOR POOR FOOLS)

Oh yes I do believe a mister pedro martinez and a mister kevin low are both up after this season. Hmmm maybe they will recieve an offer they can not refuse. Also keep an eye on one Mister Carlos Beltran, he may some day were those glorious pinstripes.

As long as Jeter breathes the empire as not fallen.

From the Voice of the Imperium,
James Cade Edwards

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